what if I'm pregnant?
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It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i think i have herpe
just one?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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