6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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