I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
