Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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