my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
