If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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