...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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