i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
