oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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