Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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