As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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