please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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