bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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