Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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