they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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