Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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