Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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