Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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