South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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