Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
So. Much. Porn.
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