If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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