Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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