Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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