you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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