she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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