If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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