Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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