hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize