I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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