let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Tornado booty call.. dedication
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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