brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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