He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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