do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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