It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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