SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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