forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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