Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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