I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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