HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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