I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
