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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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