Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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