Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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