you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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