Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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