my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You had me at "let me see your balls"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
last night I used snow as a chaser
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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