ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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