I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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