Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We are all done wearing pants today
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
