Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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