At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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