well most of my day revolves around power hour
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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