I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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