Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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